Funny Sms - 5

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~Friedship ~

Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter..
just like you and me..
you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Friedship ~ </center></strong><br /><br />Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter..<br /> just like you and me.. <br />you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter. <br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~The Brain. ~

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece.
it has 2 halves the left & the right
The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ The Brain. ~ </center></strong><br /><br />Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece.<br /> it has 2 halves the left & the right<br /> The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it. <br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~IDENTIFICATION OF STUDENT ~

1 Books in bag BIHAR..
2 Books in hands PUNE...
3 Rolled books in jeans MUMBAI
4 Without books but mobile in hands DELHI

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ IDENTIFICATION OF STUDENT ~ </center></strong><br /><br />1 Books in bag BIHAR.. <br /> 2 Books in hands PUNE... <br /> 3 Rolled books in jeans MUMBAI <br /> 4 Without books but mobile in hands DELHI <br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~Maths ~

Question: What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Maths ~ </center></strong><br /><br />Question: What is the fullform of maths. <br />Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students <br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~Kiss, Car.. ~

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Kiss, Car.. ~ </center></strong><br /><br />What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? <br />A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and <br />A monkey is U dear.<br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~Song 4 U ~

I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My Heart started singing a Sweet Song...
Who Let The Dogs Out!

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Song 4 U ~ </center></strong><br /><br />I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine,<br /> Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. <br />My Heart started singing a Sweet Song...<br /> Who Let The Dogs Out! <br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~Tubelight ~

My Life was in darkness before i met u,
but now it is bright.u know why?
Coz u r a "Tubelight"

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Tubelight ~ </center></strong><br /><br />My Life was in darkness before i met u,<br /> but now it is bright.u know why?<br /> Coz u r a "Tubelight"<br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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