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Funny Sms - 5



~Friedship ~


Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter..
just like you and me..
you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.


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~The Brain. ~


Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece.
it has 2 halves the left & the right
The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.


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~IDENTIFICATION OF STUDENT ~


1 Books in bag BIHAR..
2 Books in hands PUNE...
3 Rolled books in jeans MUMBAI
4 Without books but mobile in hands DELHI


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~Maths ~


Question: What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students


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~Kiss, Car.. ~


What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.


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~Song 4 U ~


I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My Heart started singing a Sweet Song...
Who Let The Dogs Out!


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~Tubelight ~


My Life was in darkness before i met u,
but now it is bright.u know why?
Coz u r a "Tubelight"


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