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Funny Sms - 3



~Brain ~


If i need brain transplantation.
I’ll prefer your brain,
Don’t think you are genius.
I just want a brain which is never used before..


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~Syber Love ~


Apne chare se ruswaie ka “ERROR” to hatao,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka “PASSWORD” to batao,
Akser raat ko ap mere sapne mein aateen hain,
Mere pyar ko “MOUSE” banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka “E-MAIL” mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap “VIRUS” banke aa jaata hai.


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~Exam And Girlfriend ~


EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:
1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explanation is needed.
4. Result is always Fail


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~It's Me ~


What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous,
Attractive,
Terrific,
Cute,
Fabulous…. I Stare,
I smile,
And,
When I get tired…..
I put down the mirror !


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~Your Mobile ~


What happened to your mobile?
I was trying to call you,
But i got this sms..
Welcome to the jungle network,
The monkey you are tring to call is on tree please try later.


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~Heaven and Hell ~


Heaven is when you have German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Indian wife
Hell is when car is Chinese,
Food is German,
Wife is American and salary Indian


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~Student's Traffic Rules ~


A student was asked to write a signboard.
For the traffic rules near the college campus
He wrote:
Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the Students,
Wait for the Teachers” ;->


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