Funny Sms - 2

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~Types of Mind ~

GALILO - Great mind
EINSTEIN - Genious mind
NEWTON - Extraordinary mind
BILL GATES - Brilliant mind
Me - Master mind
You...
Oh!
Never mind

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Types of Mind ~ </center></strong><br /><br />GALILO - Great mind <br />EINSTEIN - Genious mind <br />NEWTON - Extraordinary mind<br />BILL GATES - Brilliant mind<br />Me - Master mind<br />You...<br />Oh!<br />Never mind<br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~Friend ~

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with,
Beautiful heart,
Pure feelings,
Attractive personality & stylish looks.
So learn to value me!

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Friend ~ </center></strong><br /><br />In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with,<br />Beautiful heart,<br />Pure feelings,<br />Attractive personality & stylish looks.<br />So learn to value me!<br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~Railway ~

Lady: Is this my train..?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Indian railway ..
Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask if I can take this train to Mumbai..!
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy… ;->

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Railway ~ </center></strong><br /><br />Lady: Is this my train..?<br />Station Master: No, it belongs to the Indian railway ..<br />Lady: Don’t try to be funny.<br />I mean to ask if I can take this train to Mumbai..!<br />Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy… ;-><br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~Kiss ~

The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Kiss ~ </center></strong><br /><br />The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..<br />.<br />.<br />Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)<br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE ~

MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT………
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE ~ </center></strong><br /><br />MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE…<br />If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him<br />BUT………<br />…<br />…<br />Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;-><br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~Don ~

Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya,
Ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola-
Sun baap un logo ne 3 ghante tak apni puchh - taachh ki
Apun bhi terich aulaad hai ,
Saala mooh kholaich nahi….

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Don ~ </center></strong><br /><br />Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya,<br />Ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola-<br />Sun baap un logo ne 3 ghante tak apni puchh - taachh ki<br />Apun bhi terich aulaad hai ,<br />Saala mooh kholaich nahi….<br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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