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Funny Sms - 2



~Types of Mind ~


GALILO - Great mind
EINSTEIN - Genious mind
NEWTON - Extraordinary mind
BILL GATES - Brilliant mind
Me - Master mind
You...
Oh!
Never mind


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~Friend ~


In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with,
Beautiful heart,
Pure feelings,
Attractive personality & stylish looks.
So learn to value me!


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~Railway ~


Lady: Is this my train..?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Indian railway ..
Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask if I can take this train to Mumbai..!
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy… ;->


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~Kiss ~


The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)


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~MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE ~


MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT………


Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->


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~Don ~


Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya,
Ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola-
Sun baap un logo ne 3 ghante tak apni puchh - taachh ki
Apun bhi terich aulaad hai ,
Saala mooh kholaich nahi….


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