Funny Sms - 6
You're kidding! ----- Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Cool man! ----- Thandaa aadmi!
How do you do? ----- Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch! ----- Chhoote Raho.
Lets hang out! ----- Chalo bahar latakte hain
Rock the party. ---- Party mein patthar feko.
Son of a gun. ----- Bachcha bandook ka.
Are you nuts? ----- Kya aap akhrot hain?
Have a nice day! ---- Achcha din lo!
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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
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What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying...
& the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
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Why did God Create 'you' before Me....?
Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample',
Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says,
I've lost my electron. The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake.
It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U
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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say..
But sweet people r really hard 2 find..
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!
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