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Funny Sms - 4



~Girls Hostel ~


A Basanti naach
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Mast nachti hai na. Actualy,
Ye SHOLAY part 2 ki hey, jo kutto KE SAMNE B nachti hai.


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~Cricket Match ~


The devils challenged the angels To a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers,
Said the angels..
Devils : no problem we have got all the umpires! ;->


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~Temple ~


Why do boys go to temple ?
Because a temple is the only place where u can find….
Pooja, Preeti, Bhavana, Shraddha, Aarti , Archana ,
Aradhana , Shanti , Jyoti & Finally TRUPTI & THEN MUKTI …..


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~U & Me ~


The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I .....la.......puncture!!


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~Generation ~


2days Generation:
Dad emails:
Dear son,
How hav u been?
Ur Mom & I r fine.
We miss u a Lot,
Plz turnoff ur PC & Come downstairs 4 Dinner!


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~It's You ~


ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best


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~My Friend ~


U r Sweet as:CHOCOLATE Meetha as:GULABJAMUN
Raseela as:RASGULLA
Cool as:ICE CREAM
Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye,kahi mere Dost ko cheentiya hi na kha jai.


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~Girls Hostel ~


Principal:If any boy goes 2 Girls Hostel
Rs100 Fine first time,200 for 2nd time 500for 3rd time
BOY:sir,How much 4 monthly pass?


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