Funny Sms - 4

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~Girls Hostel ~

A Basanti naach
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Mast nachti hai na. Actualy,
Ye SHOLAY part 2 ki hey, jo kutto KE SAMNE B nachti hai.

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Girls Hostel ~ </center></strong><br /><br />A Basanti naach <br /><,> <br />(( <br />>> <br />,/ <br /><)) <br /><< <br />Mast nachti hai na. Actualy, <br />Ye SHOLAY part 2 ki hey, jo kutto KE SAMNE B nachti hai. <br /></div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~Cricket Match ~

The devils challenged the angels To a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers,
Said the angels..
Devils : no problem we have got all the umpires! ;->

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Cricket Match ~ </center></strong><br /><br />The devils challenged the angels To a game of cricket.<br />We have got all the cricketers,<br />Said the angels..<br />Devils : no problem we have got all the umpires! ;-><br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~Temple ~

Why do boys go to temple ?
Because a temple is the only place where u can find….
Pooja, Preeti, Bhavana, Shraddha, Aarti , Archana ,
Aradhana , Shanti , Jyoti & Finally TRUPTI & THEN MUKTI …..

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Temple ~ </center></strong><br /><br />Why do boys go to temple ? <br />Because a temple is the only place where u can find…. <br />Pooja, Preeti, Bhavana, Shraddha, Aarti , Archana , <br />Aradhana , Shanti , Jyoti & Finally TRUPTI & THEN MUKTI …..<br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~U & Me ~

The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I .....la.......puncture!!

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ U & Me ~ </center></strong><br /><br />The night was dark, the moon was high, <br />I stopped my car....u wondered why? <br />I leant so close, u felt shy. <br />I uttered those three words.... <br />I .....la.......puncture!!<br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~Generation ~

2days Generation:
Dad emails:
Dear son,
How hav u been?
Ur Mom & I r fine.
We miss u a Lot,
Plz turnoff ur PC & Come downstairs 4 Dinner!

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Generation ~ </center></strong><br /><br />2days Generation: <br />Dad emails: <br />Dear son, <br />How hav u been? <br />Ur Mom & I r fine. <br />We miss u a Lot, <br />Plz turnoff ur PC & Come downstairs 4 Dinner!<br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~It's You ~

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ It's You ~ </center></strong><br /><br />ur smile can be compared to a flower <br />ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo <br />ur inocence to a child <br />but in stupidity <br />u have no comparison <br />u r the best<br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~My Friend ~

U r Sweet as:CHOCOLATE Meetha as:GULABJAMUN
Raseela as:RASGULLA
Cool as:ICE CREAM
Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye,kahi mere Dost ko cheentiya hi na kha jai.

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ My Friend ~ </center></strong><br /><br />U r Sweet as:CHOCOLATE Meetha as:GULABJAMUN <br />Raseela as:RASGULLA <br />Cool as:ICE CREAM <br />Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye,kahi mere Dost ko cheentiya hi na kha jai. <br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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~Girls Hostel ~

Principal:If any boy goes 2 Girls Hostel
Rs100 Fine first time,200 for 2nd time 500for 3rd time
BOY:sir,How much 4 monthly pass?

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Girls Hostel ~ </center></strong><br /><br />Principal:If any boy goes 2 Girls Hostel <br />Rs100 Fine first time,200 for 2nd time 500for 3rd time <br />BOY:sir,How much 4 monthly pass?<br /> </div></div> SMS by ScrapU . Com </center>

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