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Funny Friendly Comments - 02

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.


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When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
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When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
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